Jeff Havens
JEFF HAVENS
Entertaining and Unique Humorist & Speaker
TRAVELS FROM:
Michigan
SPEAKER FEE:

$10,001 - $15,000

Speaker fee falls within this range. For exact fee, please contact us.

"Jeff was fantastic. He set the perfect tone for the meeting and had the room laughing the entire time."

"I have witnessed Jeff in action, and I believe that saying the audience was engaged is an understatement."

"First-class -- informative, witty thought-provoking, and full of personal touches that made it truly resonate with our audience. We would recommend Jeff without hesitation for any type of corporate event."

"Oh my goodness, he was a humongous hit!! We had a stellar lineup of speakers. Jeff was hugely popular! The conversations that festered the afternoon after his talk, about everyone's experiences with tyrant bosses, was epidemic. Jeff is fantastic!! But he also got people thinking. His unique approach lingered and stuck with people. Our audience raved. Jeff had a breakout the next day after his keynote. It was literally 'standing room only.' There was nowhere left to stand! We should have anticipated that the capacity would be more than triple what was registered for his session. Good thing the fire marshal wasn't there."

ABOUT JEFF HAVENS

Jeff Havens is not your typical business growth expert. His uncanny ability to provide actionable answers to today’s business challenges in an undeniably entertaining and impactful way has put him in front of over 1,000 eager audiences across North America and Asia.

Delivering well-researched and relevant business insight is something a lot of keynote speakers do, but combining that with the entertainment value of a comedy show is not. Engaging, charismatic, and full of energy, Jeff Havens is the only business growth expert who provides serious solutions in a seriously funny way.

Over the past 15 years, Jeff has applied his unparalleled approach to an increasingly wide range of the modern business world’s most pressing issues – and so The Jeff Havens Company was born, dedicated to the belief that nobody ever learns anything if they’re too bored to listen. We can provide you a keynote for your next conference, microlearning opportunities for your LMS, leadership training for your rising stars, strategies to improve your customer experience, and dozens of other plug-and-play or fully customized solutions. Bottom line, if you want to improve your business, we can make sure you have fun doing it.

JEFF HAVENS PROGRAMS & TOPICS

Decoding Your Customers! Perfecting the Customer Experience In Four Simple Steps

Ah, the customer experience. It used to be that you just had to provide customers with good service, right? But that somehow became synonymous with dealing with problems and putting out fires, and so now you have to provide your customers with an experience that is so positive, happy, seamless, and nauseatingly joyful that they will happily wait in lines for hours just for the privilege of giving you money. You'd be forgiven if creating a great customer experience sounds exhausting. If only there were a fun, funny, high-energy, deeply researched keynote to help you figure out how to make this process a little easier. Well now there is. Decoding Your Customers: Perfecting the Customer Experience in Four Simple Steps will provide you with a comprehensive, straightforward, and entertaining explanation for how to win hearts and minds like never before. Now there are plenty of other customer experience keynotes. But the overwhelming majority of them either tell you how important it is to make your customers feel special (which you already knew) or share stories of businesses who have loyal customers (which you've already heard). And if you want to hear what you've already heard before, then hire somebody else.

Decoding Your Customers takes a vastly different approach. As hilarious as it is informative, this keynote concentrates on the human behaviors that have brought the customer experience to where it is today, then synthesizes those behaviors into four simple realities that provide a clear vision for how to move forward. Decoding Your Customers will answer why customers behave the way they do and how you can meet their needs - not only today, but into the foreseeable future as well. And last but certainly not least, this isn't going to be a dry talk. You'll walk away with a better understanding of customer psychology and how to adjust your business accordingly, but that doesn't mean you can't laugh as hard as you ever have at a corporate keynote. Because with Jeff Havens, you get serious solutions in a seriously funny way. It turns out that crafting a winning customer experience strategy isn't as scary or unpredictable as others may have made it seem.

Us Vs. Them! The Funniest, Most Informative Generational Keynote Ever!

If you've listened to any other discussion about generational issues at work, then you've undoubtedly been told there are four distinct generations operating side-by-side in today's working world. You've then been told the differences between those four generations, and then you've been told (although probably not in these exact words) that you need to just deal with all these different people, because they're not going away and they're not going to change how they operate. If that advice suits you, fantastic. However, if you've ever been frustrated by how impossible it seems to employ four different strategies to manage four distinct generations, and if you've ever felt like you're the only one who's being asked to make any changes, then Us Vs. Them is exactly what you need.

Because it turns out that there really aren't four generations. In this hysterical keynote, you'll learn a simpler way of looking at your own generational picture, and you'll also learn how to understand, recognize, and resolve every generational issue facing today's workforce. That's no exaggeration; by the end of Us Vs. Them, you and your colleagues will walk away with all of the knowledge you'll need to address 100% of the generational issues you'll face for the rest of your career. Other generational presentations focus on what people want, but Us Vs. Them will tell you why everyone wants the different things they do. It's an important distinction, and it will make implementing new solutions easier than you ever thought possible. So get ready to laugh more and learn more than you ever thought possible. Because improving your generational issues doesn't have to be boring.

Uncrapify Your Future! The Most Innovative Innovation Keynote In The History Of Ever

If you've listened to anyone talk about innovation recently, you've probably heard something along these lines: "The world is changing at a crazy fast rate. Everything you're doing now is about to become obsolete. If you don't come up with some amazing, industrychanging ideas in the next 18 seconds, your business is basically going to disappear. Have a nice day." And if that's the kind of doomsayer message that you and your friends love hearing, then you can stop reading now. But if you'd like to present innovation as a simple process that literally everyone is capable of performing, then you might want to listen to Uncrapify Your Future! Filled with the trademark wit that has made Jeff Havens one of the most in-demand speakers in North America, Uncrapify Your Future! will make the process of coming up with new ideas easier and more rewarding than you ever thought possible. Because it turns out that every innovation in every industry - from automobiles to streaming music, coffee cup holders to wartime treaties - follows the same straightforward pattern.

Your business is always changing, and so you will always need people to anticipate and capitalize on those changes. If you want them to think that being innovative is a daunting task that only a few elites can handle, listen to someone else. But if you want your audience walking away realizing that they're all capable of greatness, then Uncrapify Your Future! is for you. Oh, and did we mention that it's also hilarious? Well it is. And imagine that - a keynote that's both educational and enjoyable. How innovative!

Unleash Your Inner Tyrant! The Most Original Leadership Keynote You'll Ever See!

The first of its kind, Unleash Your Inner Tyrant! helps managers and executives become better leaders by showing them everything they should avoid - including how to create a culture of fear and mistrust, how to oppress and demoralize employees, and how to stand firm in the face of all change - before wrapping up with a serious conversation about the kind of leaders we should all strive to become.

Covering four main areas of leadership - creating a healthy corporate culture; management/employee relations; crisis management; and change management - Unleash Your Inner Tyrant! is every bit as content-rich and intensively researched as a more traditional leadership seminar but has the added benefit of an unparalleled delivery style that will have your audience laughing the entire time they're learning how to become more effective leaders. Simply put, there is nothing else like this in the business world, and no better way to energize your management team while providing them with invaluable training they will remember for months and years to come.

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JEFF HAVENS BOOKS
JEFF HAVENS
Entertaining and Unique Humorist & Speaker
Scott McKain
TRAVELS FROM:
Michigan
SPEAKER FEE:

$10,001 - $15,000

Speaker fee falls within this range. For exact fee, please contact us.
"Jeff was fantastic. He set the perfect tone for the meeting and had the room laughing the entire time."

US Cellular

"I have witnessed Jeff in action, and I believe that saying the audience was engaged is an understatement."

SHRM

"First-class -- informative, witty thought-provoking, and full of personal touches that made it truly resonate with our audience. We would recommend Jeff without hesitation for any type of corporate event."

Racepoint Global

"Oh my goodness, he was a humongous hit!! We had a stellar lineup of speakers. Jeff was hugely popular! The conversations that festered the afternoon after his talk, about everyone's experiences with tyrant bosses, was epidemic. Jeff is fantastic!! But he also got people thinking. His unique approach lingered and stuck with people. Our audience raved. Jeff had a breakout the next day after his keynote. It was literally 'standing room only.' There was nowhere left to stand! We should have anticipated that the capacity would be more than triple what was registered for his session. Good thing the fire marshal wasn't there."

American Payroll Association

ABOUT JEFF HAVENS
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JEFF HAVENS PROGRAMS & TOPICS
Decoding Your Customers! Perfecting the Customer Experience In Four Simple Steps
As hilarious as it is informative, this keynote concentrates on the human behaviors that have brought the customer experience to where it is today, then synthesizes those behaviors into four simple realities that provide a clear vision for how to move forward. You'll walk away with a better understanding of customer psychology and how to adjust your business accordingly, but that doesn't mean you can't laugh as hard as you ever have at a corporate keynote. Because with Jeff Havens, you get serious solutions in a seriously funny way.
Us Vs. Them! The Funniest, Most Informative Generational Keynote Ever!
In this hysterical keynote, you'll learn a simpler way of looking at your own generational picture, and you'll also learn how to understand, recognize, and resolve every generational issue facing today's workforce. That's no exaggeration; by the end of Us Vs. Them, you and your colleagues will walk away with all of the knowledge you'll need to address 100% of the generational issues you'll face for the rest of your career. So get ready to laugh more and learn more than you ever thought possible. Because improving your generational issues doesn't have to be boring.
Uncrapify Your Future! The Most Innovative Innovation Keynote In The History Of Ever
Your business is always changing, and so you will always need people to anticipate and capitalize on those changes. If you want them to think that being innovative is a daunting task that only a few elites can handle, listen to someone else. But if you want your audience walking away realizing that they're all capable of greatness, then this program is for you. Oh, and did we mention that it's also hilarious? Well it is. And imagine that - a keynote that's both educational and enjoyable. How innovative!
Unleash Your Inner Tyrant! The Most Original Leadership Keynote You'll Ever See!
Covering four main areas of leadership - creating a healthy corporate culture; management/employee relations; crisis management; and change management - this program is every bit as content-rich and intensively researched as a more traditional leadership seminar but has the added benefit of an unparalleled delivery style that will have your audience laughing the entire time they're learning how to become more effective leaders. Simply put, there is nothing else like this in the business world, and no better way to energize your management team!
JEFF HAVENS BOOKS

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