Rex Havens has been an internationally touring stand-up comedian for 20 years and headlines major comedy clubs, such as The Improv, Catch-A-Rising Star, Funny Bones and Zanies. He has made television appearances on Showtime, Comedy Central and Comic Relief. Rex's CD, "I'm a Man, and I'm Sorry!" has sold thousands of copies.

Rex provides a professional, entertaining comedy performance with a sense of courtesy, good taste, comfort and respect for all members of the audience. To the degree desired by the client, he makes every effort to learn as much as possible about the client's organization and will use this material to incorporate into his performance.

In his hilarious one-man show, Everything I Needed to Know, I Learned From My Wife!, Rex creates a magical and continuous flow of laughter to bridge the often-hostile gap between the warring male and female camps, and he builds it around a simple message: "Sorry, fellas, it's over we lost!" Video and still images complement Rex Havens' lively, animated performance.

Women and men alike come away with the sense that, while the battle may never yield a clear winner, the gap between us may be less than we imagined, and the subject is fertile ground for those who enjoy smiling at our own foibles, inconsistencies, insecurities and general silliness.

Rex's comedy routine is a fresh approach to an ageless subject, tongue planted firmly and cleverly in cheek, and dedicated to the notion that happiness lies not in victory, but in the glory and undeniable humor of the struggle. Yes, it's not the destination but the journey, and the journey with Rex includes such lessons as:

• The Wedding. "Sorry, pal, not your day."
• Women and children first. "Still not your day!"
• She's your "better half." Guess what that makes you.
• "I just hope you're happy" and other lines your wife can deliver with a straight face.
• "Would it kill you to....?" No? Then do it and shut up.
• Marriage is a democracy: One woman, one vote!
• How my resourceful wife took a beautiful, huge His-&-Her walk-in closet...and converted it...to a "Her!"

• Everything I Needed to Know I Learned from my Wife
• I'm a Man...and I'm Sorry
  
  Though it's not a fair fight, and probably ought to be stopped, it thrives and rages for the most primal of reasons -- it's endlessly mysterious, fascinating and fun! Rex Havens braves this haunting, daunting battlefield armed with the only weapon essential to survival -- laughter! Based on the only two truths Rex has learned about men and women -- "I'm a man...and I'm Sorry!"
  
  This is family-friendly standup comedy for all ages. Whether the battle is won or lost matters little in the end. When we're able to examine honestly our strengths, weaknesses, insecurities and incongruities, with open minds, hearts and smiles, everyone wins!